i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
This is getting ridiculous…
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat